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bitchslap the trout

A term used when a lesbian couple are having sex and one of them slaps the others vagina with extreme force.

It is also an insult to people as a mixture of 'Go fuck yourself.' or 'You done fucked up.' A termed first said by a youtuber named Rob Dyke.
Lesbian 1: "What are you going to do to me?"
Lesbian 2: "I'm going to Bitchslap the trout."

Man 1: "How dare you imply that I'm not a pokemon fan? Bitchslap the trout."
Man 2: "Holy shit my bad."
by Enderpickaxeman August 11, 2016
mugGet the bitchslap the troutmug.

Rainbow Trout

A poop that is so big and so long that parts of it are sticking out of the water in the toilet bowl and are changing color due to oxidation.
Garrup hasnt pooped in 4 days, but today he finally made a rainbow trout and feels relieved.
by Notorious B I Scuffer July 21, 2016
mugGet the Rainbow Troutmug.

trick or trout

What Robin Williams once told Johnny Carson he used to go out doing on Halloween because he was a sheltered only child who thought that was what you were supposed to say.
Yes, it’s true, I would say ‘trick or trout’ when they opened the door and so they’d say, “here comes that Williams boy,” and they’d toss me a fish!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2023
mugGet the trick or troutmug.

Trouser Trout

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣
by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023
mugGet the Trouser Troutmug.

sewer trout

Condom (used) flushed down a toilet. From the rough resemblence to a fish in its unrolled state.
by Anonymous December 11, 2002
mugGet the sewer troutmug.

brown trout

a turd that won't go away despite repeated flushing. not neccisarily a floater
turd, crap,caca,poop,toilet,john, flush
brother:i had to flush the john four times, but i finally got the little brown trout to go downstream
sister: it still stinks
brother: not as much as you
by t045t May 18, 2011
mugGet the brown troutmug.

circle trout

Circle trout are very rare... Oncorhynchus anusswimus
They are thought to be closely related to the corn-eyed brown trout, but nobody has ever been able to properly identify and document them.
This is largely due to the fact that when the circle trout is alarmed, it begins to swim in tighter and tighter circles until finally the trout swims up it's own ass and ceases to exist. A sport fishery did exist for circle trout in the early 50's, but it quicly died out as anglers sought out fish they could actually catch...
"What was that? A circle trout?"
"I caught a bunch of circle trout today, but never got to see them..."
by NickTheGreat November 5, 2008
mugGet the circle troutmug.

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