Toasty Torpedo

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.

"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"

by toastyTORP April 8, 2009

mexican torpedo

When you take a bottle of tobasco sauce and your rub it all over your hands then you spread your hoe's legs apart and put your fists together then simply shove it in her vagina in rapid succession

As the drunk sheep started to spread her furry legs Kinder came jumping out of the dark and mexican torpedo'd the sheep's vagina.

by Chris Kinder June 11, 2006

torked

broken.
when used in this sense, "torked" indicates anger and/or frustration with the situation.

Man, the hail from that storm really torked the roof of my car.

He got his face torked-up during that fist fight last night!

by [e-mail] July 5, 2009

Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.

Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 7, 2007

Toasty Torpedo

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke

"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"

by dustynook February 1, 2010

torpedoed the lifeboat

When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.

I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.

by zerodark November 17, 2010

toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.

After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.

by liquidiq February 3, 2010