Contrary to what many people (usually tools) think, being a tool has nothing to do with being easily manipulated. Those people are simply "suckers". In fact, tools often take life too seriously, and therefore try too hard to manipulate others and to win everything, but always playing by the rules of society. Intellectual pursuits are not of any interest to a tool, and people who are interested in them are "stuck-up" or "faggy". A tool just likes to have a few beers, watch and talk about sports constantly, and refer to women as "sluts" and themselves "players". Tools are usually borderline retarded, but hide it well because they have the uncanny ability to conform almost perfectly to social norms.
If a movie, or song becomes popular in society, the tool will quickly adapt said movie or song as one of their favorites (see Lil' Jon, Souljah Boy, Boondock Saints). Their "social commentary" is often crudely taken from the last episode of South Park.
A tool can usually be spotted wearing a backwards baseball cap and athletic attire, playing beer pong at any large, obnoxious party where loud mainstream rap music is played.
If a movie, or song becomes popular in society, the tool will quickly adapt said movie or song as one of their favorites (see Lil' Jon, Souljah Boy, Boondock Saints). Their "social commentary" is often crudely taken from the last episode of South Park.
A tool can usually be spotted wearing a backwards baseball cap and athletic attire, playing beer pong at any large, obnoxious party where loud mainstream rap music is played.
by Todd Clemens January 12, 2009
Get the tool mug.A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.
by D Goody November 26, 2009
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Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.
by rooster14 August 19, 2008
Get the Tool Smoocher mug.often omitted in elementary and high school science courses because of its controversial origins, toolidity is a unit of measurement that, through the systematic application of a toolometer, accurately reflects to what degree a particular human being is a tool. Measured in degrees of T (°T), most individuals inherit a relatively safe and healthy range of toolidity – anywhere between 0-10°T. It is impossible to register less than 0 °T. While it is very common for people, especially teenagers, to vacillate drastically on the toolidity scale, only when one consistently has a toolidity of 37.8°T should he or she be considered to “live in a toolbox.” On such rare occasions, tools should seek counsel with qualified toolologists. The most impressive example of toolidity on record is 120.42°T, but toolologists have postulated that there is, indeed, no end to the level of toolidity.
"Father, Father," cried Jonny, "my lab partner from Biology class, Tom, told me about this cool new thing called a Snuggie...can I get one?" Satirically, the father replied, "God, no! Have you any idea the effect that would have on this household's toolidity?"
by Doc Mullady March 30, 2009
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2:A cocky asshole who doesn't realize how much of a dick he/she is. Tools tend to over gel their hair (it looks like they just snapped into a slim jim), where overly tight polo shirts/oxfords, and over-tan until they are as orange as an oompa loompa. The males of the tool species also tend to go to the gym just so they can talk about going to the gym. The opposite of a tool is a douche bag.
2:A cocky asshole who doesn't realize how much of a dick he/she is. Tools tend to over gel their hair (it looks like they just snapped into a slim jim), where overly tight polo shirts/oxfords, and over-tan until they are as orange as an oompa loompa. The males of the tool species also tend to go to the gym just so they can talk about going to the gym. The opposite of a tool is a douche bag.
1: Tsk, tsk, it looks like becky found a new tool for herself.
2: holy shit! that oompa loompa musta just snapped into a slim jim! oh wait, its just one of those tools from the jersey shore.
2: holy shit! that oompa loompa musta just snapped into a slim jim! oh wait, its just one of those tools from the jersey shore.
by Son of Stone February 24, 2010
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Get the tool party mug.A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.
I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.
by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011
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