Hammer Toes

Hamma(er) Toes are any toes that look like tiny hammers. An ugly (juxtaposed to pretty) foot/feet.

Man Joe, that broad got Hammer Toes - I had to leave her crib G.

by AGENTdavis August 31, 2006

Cunt Toes

When you have feet so fat your toes are fat and mush together and makes the crevases between look like a cunt.

Holy shit look at that fat ass he's so damn huge he has cunt toes.

by The Haagimus October 16, 2009

Dry Toes

1. A par issued to a man who has stepped to you and you wish for him to leave or be beaten.

2. A DVD made by youtube wonder J-Weezy

1. Bloodclot 1: Oi wastepoom, y u stepping for cuz?

Bloodclot 2: (Kisses Teeth) Don't step cuz, you got dry toes!!!

2. J-Weezy: "DANANANANANANA, THATS MINE, I DONT CARE IF THAT IS YOUR LINE, IM TOP 3, YOUR TOP 4, IM TOP 2 TOP 1 PLUS MORE, YOU GOT DRY TOES LIKE FOOT FUNGUS"

by "Rolf" February 8, 2010

Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.

Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(

by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011

ghet-toes

Expensive long painted toenails, frequently acrylic and/or airbrushed. Worn by people who could not possibly have jobs because they could never wear any shoes other than flip flops.

Damn, those ghet-toes are fancy! Did you trade your food stamps for those?

by faeriefirefly November 13, 2010

Hoes' Out, Toes Out

The noticeble uptick of women wearing open-toe shoes, heels, flip-flops, etc., upon the first warm days of Spring. Hoes favorite time of year! Similar to Sun's Out Guns Out.

I love Springtime! All the hot women break out the sexy outfits and shoes. Hoes' Out, Toes Out!

by jpm757ELC May 3, 2017

ten toes up ten toes down

ten toes up ten toes down; is having sex in mission position
The old tried and true.

Ten Toes up Ten Toes down; two big asses going round and round. One big sausage goin in and out. If that ain't FUCKINl throw me out.

by goddered69 September 15, 2009