Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016

ice on toast

When something is/looks really good or on point!

“Woah Beth your makeup is ice on toast!”-Roxie
“Thanks boo thang”-beth

by Thispussyispoppin January 14, 2018

The Tyson Toast

When a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to climax you pull out of her mouth, nut in her ear, and proceed to bite her ear off. Do so as if her ear is the bread and the nut is the condiment.

"Bro this girl was giving me head and I pulled off The Tyson Toast!"

by Humphrey III September 22, 2019

Beans on toasting

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021

it happened to a friend of mine

The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".

George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.

Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.

George: huh?

Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...

by Sieffy April 5, 2013

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

toady

Alternate spelling for "today," popularized within internet forums supporting the political rise of Ron Paul. The "toady" spelling is often used to indicate a certain level of importance and urgency. In this regard, "toady" is used in place of "today" for emphasis on the topic's imperative nature.

Toady is the primary!

by PauliticsPolitics December 6, 2011