I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009
Get the computer confidencemug. A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009
Get the Macintosh Computermug. A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering
by Class Instructor October 30, 2006
Get the computer professionalmug. by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005
Get the computer screenmug. "I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"
I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.
I don't watch TV, i watch PC!
I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.
I don't watch TV, i watch PC!
by Ju_C December 20, 2009
Get the Watching Computermug. by justinaimers June 23, 2008
Get the computer-offmug. When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.
by Dentor February 16, 2020
Get the Horny computermug.