Tinder Lag

When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.

Bro, I've had hard Tinder Lag ever since passing 11,005 matches

by Big Titted Grandma September 25, 2018

Tinderbox

The term used for a girl one finds on the dating app "Tinder" when your sole intention is to fuck the shit out of her box.

Roommate - "Have you found anyone new on Tinder?"

Me - "Yeah, I found a new tinderbox last night. I bet she can't wait until my dick is inside her."

by The AFM February 23, 2014

tanker

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead!

by HaeZ February 22, 2007

Tindering

Using Tinder.

Looking for a match (date).

"I was tindering during class because the lecture was boring."

by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014

THINKER

Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement

Lucky them...they are THINKERs!

by JezthePuff January 3, 2007

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

tanker titties

fat ass man breasts, that u can see through a shirt, most likely involves fat nipples

Eric had some serious tanker titties poking through his suit.

by Buddy Lee April 5, 2003