thwomping

driving around in youre car blasting loud ass music with hella bitches

i was thwomping last night and this chick got completely naked!

by crazynicka October 5, 2010

David Thompson

Someone who doesn’t use studies or facts to prove a point. Uses Urban Dictionary as a credible source.

Oh he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, he’s a David Thompson.

by Whoknowwhothat October 3, 2020

Ben Thompson

A very cool guy

Ben Thompson is so cool

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Being a thompson

being a thompson means that ur a orphan and that ur parents are gay fisher men from kiki beach

hey Andy ur soooooooooooooo thompson

by Chris Matthews April 22, 2005

twomper

What seriously stupid people call twenty dollars worth of weed. Some not quite so retarded synonyms would be, a dub, dub sack, twenty sack, etc.

David: Lemme get a twomper yo!
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.

by Jon293i14i129 September 23, 2007

Twomp Donkey Creampie

A guy or girl who would pay $20 to see a donkey have sex with a woman or man and have the beast ejaculate in his or her asshole.

She paid good money to see a twomp donkey creampie and was infuriated when it turned out to be a mule and a monkey.

by QuentisMaximus July 12, 2009

Slash Thompson

The dumb, bitchy, crappy guitarist of the evil band Guns n'Roses, and Velvet Revolver who butchered Negative Creep.

Attributes include big black curly hair, a top hat, a black ancestry, a few rings, and a stupid face.

Tom: Dude I can't play Smoke on the Water 'cause I'm soooo hammered.
Burt: Oh, Golly Gee, you are suuuuuch a Slash Thompson.

by Burt n'Ernie December 23, 2004