nube lube

using applesauce to lube up da painstick!

next time you eat her out you will get 4 grams of sugar too to keep you going for hours and hours! It is delicious and nutricious!

mom where did you put my lunch???

i dunno hun but you better nube lube it up for after lunch

by Mike Forskin September 1, 2010

gastric lube job

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.

"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

Briggsy's Special Lube

Acne pus. Used by pretentious artists as gay-love lube.

Briggsy: Why pay for vaseline when my beautiful face produces copious amounts of Briggsy's Special Lube free of charge?

by Colin Cummerbund October 18, 2006

Jimmy dean lube

When someone uses a sticky or syrupy substance as lube, Example: Superglue, Maple Syrup, Sausage Grease, Elmer's Glue, Gorilla Glue, Spit, Cum, Tar, Smoothie, Pancake Batter, etc.

Amon Gus: Hey man, did you score last night or what?
DN: Nah man she had Jimmy Dean Lube, it got stuck.

by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021

chicago lube job

When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.

Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.

by Dirty Mikes Pirus September 20, 2020

Quaker Steak And Lube

The Best Restuarant ever!

Quakers Wings are the best

by Jose Chavez September 9, 2003

limp cock and no lube

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006