back engineering

A True Geologists term for bum sex

That was great back engineering JP!

by elmert johnstone March 19, 2007

afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

Sound engineer

Somebody who wrongfully uses the title "sound engineer" for their job when they really belong to a group called "sound technicians".

Their job is to facilitate the production of sound during recordings and events using technology that an actual engineer has designed.

"So what do you do you for a living?"
"I'm a sound engineer"

"Ah so you must be quite good with electronics then"
"No, I just sit in a recording studio and press buttons"

"Ah right, I think you mean you are a sound technician"

by Frankxk April 20, 2021

squirt engine

A mixed drink made from Squirt soda, Gin, and a little grenadine.

"Squirt Engine is a great drink."

by Mo D March 15, 2008

penis engineering

The field of engineering that focuses on the development of larger and curvier schlongs.

Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?

Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it

by buttholelover69 February 11, 2014

Engine Swap

To pull a internal combustion engine from its original vehicle and put another in its place.

Pulling a V6 from a sports car and putting a V8 in it instead, would be considered a engine swap

by 3.4Lto5.7LSwapCamaro December 10, 2012

Closet Engineering

One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.

Engineering without the title or pay makes you a Closet Engineering fool.

by network junkies April 17, 2009