Yeat: I just touch a M I am so rich.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
by patdadragonmasta72 August 25, 2022

When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.
Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022

Not only does it look like he has the "muby touch" but it also appears he's used it on himself repeatedly.
by HarryPNess August 18, 2008

A disease you can only acquire by coming into contact with some horse looking bitch with lice or someone who already has it.
by BigNibba676 June 21, 2018

Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
by heyalexa November 22, 2019

1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
