Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.

"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"

by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013

Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!

Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

garden of love

Where man plants his seed

Wow! Did you See Cindy? I would love to till her garden of love.

by kyleross38 June 8, 2007

country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.

yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!

by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010

Booger Garden

A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.

Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden

by Keeper of the Booger October 21, 2012

man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.

His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!

by Pamann December 12, 2010

gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters

I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening

by Drowning clown November 24, 2015