The Tail Always Waggles

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009

side tail

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations

Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

busted tailight

Having sex with a woman with one leg.

John: So I was doing this chick and I kicked out her prosthetic!
Mike: Oh a busted tailight?

by michael smego January 18, 2008

tailf

Teacher's Assistant I'd Like to Fuck

Did you see our Econ TA this quarter? What a tailf!

by Tailf Lover February 16, 2009

Tailgation

Tailgation is shorthand for “Tailgate Nation.” Tailgations are communities of sports fans who congregate in the parking lots of American professional and college sports arenas. They erect tents and fire up barbecues, haul out portable beer pong tables and toss sad bags into little targets….all hours before a major sporting event. Deep South Tailgations, typically seen at SEC football games feature high-end RV’s, HD television screens and lots of fried chicken. Tailgations are defined by the activities and traditions held sacred by any tailgater: among them, BBQ, beer, games, and community. Tailgations grow organically, with traditions being passed down from one generation to the next.

Origin: attributed to sports blogger Jason Maloni, a business of sports expert with Levick Strategic Communications and contributor to the Washington Post sports blog The League

As a faithful member of the Ravens tailgation, I’m proud to paint my face purple and join my friends every Sunday morning for crab cakes and Budweiser.

by Grmrguy June 24, 2009

tailgate familiar

Someone you meet and recognize, but your not sure how you know them. If you frequent college football tailgates, chances are your paths have crossed very early on a cold fall Saturday morning.

Jessica: Scott, this is Brad - Brad, this is Scott.
Scott: Brad I think I know you -- you're tailgate familiar.

by gizellelabelle January 27, 2010

tailgatinator

(noun) an aggressive, obnoxious driver who follows closer than 1 foot behind a car, even though there are open lanes he/she could use to pass.

When I was center-lane driving to school this morning, this tailgatinator was almost riding my bumper, even though he could have passed me in either the left or right lane.

by mslalib March 29, 2010