tampon

we all know where one of these goes, so to call someone a tampon is to call them a stuck up cunt

such and such is a tampon

by Tom the Enchanter May 5, 2005

Lucy Tampooning

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.

The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time

by nickysmalls June 20, 2011

tampon thief

one who has intercourse with women during their time of ovulation

like a tampon thief i had to pull some string.
That kids a tampon thief.

by Playaz Inc. October 31, 2008

bloody tampon

wanna be whiteboy $7o6 (blood). called bloody tampon cuz they white and wearin red. KSWISS homie specially them bloody tampons thinkin they hard

"look at that white $7o6 tryna act hard, $tupid a$$ bloody tampon"
"$hi7 ^FOLK^ h3 633N tryna d347 oN our $tr33t$, tim3 fo him to g3t hit!"

by 7$AC3$4 March 29, 2010

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 20, 2004

ass tampon

When a gay guy gets banged too often up the ass, and one day it just doesn't close up afterwards. So, the guy has to wear a tampon up his ass so all the crap doesn't fall out all over the place.

Guy in bathroom stall: Anyone got an ass tampon?!!!?!?!!!?! I forgot a spare!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of bathroom*

by klrpenguin66 July 2, 2004

tampon

its placed up in a vagina

my vagina is so bleeding i am putting a tampon in it

by pray4mepl0x April 17, 2009