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Takaradon

The origin of the word Takaradon comes from the combination of the names "Takara" and "Dawn".
The word describes a unique creature that has a large head and breaths fire. It has a strange, rather immature sense of humor and its laugh can be deafening.
While a Takaradon seems extremely dangerous and threatening, it is actually a very gentle creature.
The natural habitat of a Takaradon is in the deep forests of Benicia.
Takaradons can often be found frolicking with centaurs.
"It was inevitable that the fire breathing Takaradon would defeat the weapon-wielding Batman."
by Triple S! October 20, 2009
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tabernack

Swear word used in French speaking parts of Canada
Just stubbed my toe... Tabernack!
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Take me shopping

Pay for everything she wants at the mall
Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke
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Take a Chachi

A dump. A turd. A log. A crap. A steaming pile of shit. Completely useless and fetid human waste.
Hey man. I just ate 13 tacos. I gotta take a Chachi!
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Self-takedown

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.
"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"
by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010
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Tinder Takedown

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.
Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"
by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014
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Santa's Take

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end
by WillyJK December 23, 2008
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