Table Licker

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.

Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.

by RustyMeister June 28, 2010

Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011

Table 116

If you visited a McDonalds in Maryland in the third week of March, and they had 'Table 116' and you felt the brail on the table, you then knew, a sped would haunt you after their near-death experience after choking on a small box of fries. You would then start seizing out, and then shortly recovery, in a repeating process. Then, You have Bobby, A McDonalds' Employee, take your receipts to make sure he got a 5 star on the customer survey rating.

They got some severe Table 116 effects.

by chingchonghoowong April 6, 2022

table spot

A part in a Professional Wrestling match where the participants will use a table as a weapon, most commonly putting one person through the table.

The Dudley Boyz powerbombed Tommy Dreamer through a flaming table in an impressive table spot.

by dele3344 October 16, 2006

table swipe

Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.

We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!

by avery de la 408 July 16, 2008

Table Vulture

A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.

*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.

by Sorry for stealing this name:/ October 11, 2017

Table Surfing

the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal

Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."

by imabutcher October 6, 2011