skin twinkie

slang for penis.

Mike offered his skin twinkie to Allie

by Billy-Hill September 14, 2020

Nasty Twinkie

When you shove a Twinkie in your vagina or ass, letting a homeless guy fuck and cum in you, then eats you out and makes out with you with the Nasty Twinkie in his mouth

Hey girl! I let this homeless guy give me a Nasty Twinkie last night

by Twatguzzler301 April 4, 2021

Twinky Dinked

A term used for a undercover bisexual male, who enjoys pleasing other men with his tongue ring, while having 2 other men feeding him double anal pleasure.

I'm so in the mood to get twinky dinked tonight.

by Groovious February 9, 2019

Linky Twinkie

When you cum inside a female, or male depending which way you swing, and when you pull out there is a string of semen from the tip of your penis to the entrance point

"I just gave that chick a linky twinkie, I think she's now pregnant...

by your that guy right now October 26, 2011

twinky yodeler

When A girl sucks on your long twinky (Penis) and yodles as she is sucking you off and then requests you to ejaculate on her face as she is still yodeling.

Ryan was getting quite the suckjob from diane when she started yodeling a swiss mountain jingle then sang to him to blow it on her face in c-minor, and when completed, Ryan said in a jolly voice "Well, that's a "Twinky Yodeler""

by The Hostess Bros July 6, 2010

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

Fat Twinky

When a slut steals a married man away from his marriage and has an affair but she uses her seducing powers to control said man so he divorces or ends his marriage and gets married to her.

That bitch is such a fat twinky! I hate her!

by lolzdude101 July 4, 2016