A disease you can only acquire by coming into contact with some horse looking bitch with lice or someone who already has it.
by BigNibba676 June 21, 2018
An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots
...“and I also have an iPod Touch which I like to play games on.”
by Galactic_T2 October 31, 2019
Yeat: I just touch a M I am so rich.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
by patdadragonmasta72 August 25, 2022
by Gaml1n3 March 15, 2021
Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
by heyalexa November 22, 2019
STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 02, 2022
A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
by bobo76 September 18, 2014