Tottenham hotspur

The best football team in London!
It's Not a sexual act to a fake disbelief by frustrated arsenal and Chelsea fans, but a act of pure football beauty and phenomenal footballing quality.

Tottenham hotspur win again what a performance

by G unittttt November 22, 2020

tottenham

the best team in north london and can and will always beat arsenal. they will always beat arsenal because they are the shitest and smallest club in FOOTBALL

when i wake up tottenham would have beat arsenal 10-0

by iloveharrykane December 5, 2020

Tooteronomy

A book in the butt bible where Mos-ass farts out three sermons to the Stinkalites and then eventually chokes to death on his own stench, resulting in Joshua's ascendency.

"Let us turn to the Book of Tooteronomy," the priest said, shortly before shitting himself.

by Ducks3562 March 8, 2021

Tooted

Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.

Okayyy. She tooted!

by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021

Tottenham Tosser

An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this

Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers

Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.

“Is that John attacking an immigrant?”
“Aye, from what I’ve heard he’s a Tottenham Tosser”

by anonymous July 8, 2021

Tooted n' booted

When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.

Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.

by XHale FADELife July 17, 2021

Tooken

To take something

John has tooken my sandwiche

by Perteradactyl November 4, 2021