tool box

Derogatory term for a Scion xB because of the ugly box-like shape of the car and the type of people who generally drive them: tools.

Damn it R.J., you are such a tool so go get in your tool box and drive the fuck out of here.

by Poolside Becky May 2, 2008

toolbag

A person of utter uselessness.

Completely and devestatingly devoid of purpose.

"Art, your a total toolbag. I'm demoting you from bag boy to speed bump. You'll be working in parking lot five from now on."

by Roy K July 29, 2005

Tool

1) Somebody who is inept, stupid, or useless (adj.)

2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.

1. Person One: Some guy put something funny in my drink, and when I woke up this morning, my anus was all bloody and squishy!

Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.

2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.

by Maltese October 17, 2006

toolbart

Art made using toolbars.

Look at the awesome toolbart I made.

by MusicFan August 4, 2004

Blue Tool

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.

Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?

by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008

toolkit

A gathering of two to five tools. See toolshed.

A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?

B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.

by Theo February 18, 2005

Tool Belt

n. a stupid, vapid, or unpleasent person. A general expansion of insult tool in order to create more emphasis.

Anyone who makes up incoherent urban dictionary definitions based on friends names and other worthless garbage is a tool belt.

by KingPr0n October 26, 2004