shit-ton

somewhere between a shit load and a ton.
tends to be a little more precise than shitload.

Dude theres like a ton of shit in there.

Dude holy shit thats like a shit-ton.

by mrtoast4 November 15, 2009

Shit Ton

A large amount of an item or thing. Used to describe the amount of something usually with great shock or aprasial.

John: Dude i made like 75 bucks waiting tables last night!

Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!

by chatham rumsfored June 2, 2010

comp-o-ton

another word for hell yea

-yo solid u goin to buck tonight?
-comp-o-ton nigga

by solidtsw June 2, 2007

metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.

Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.

by sjohnswj October 23, 2008

The Ton

(Also Known as Laurelton or LA,Queens)A hood located in Southern Queens, New York City. It was Formally part of Jamaica until politics split it up. Its bordering hood are Southside, Ozone Park, Springfield, ST. Albans, Cambria and Mobzdale.

Where you from?

South Queens?

Where Southside?

No, n*gga, The Ton!

by Besiege July 18, 2009

Shit Ton

n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)

Dude i just drank a shit Ton.

by weebstah January 18, 2009

metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.

I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee

by Fred Gestopolis March 8, 2005