Vagina thighs

Legs so fat that you can lube them up and use them instead of a vagina.

"Chrissy, did you have sex last night.". "no, I let him have my vagina thighs instead. He couldn't tell the difference"

by JAW1995 April 18, 2012

Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.

Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

by Tattered Wings December 19, 2012

national thigh grab

15th march, is national thigh grabbing day. no matter what on this day, you grab someones thighs, obviously with consent.

yo bro let me grab your thigh
why?
cos its international thigh grabbing day no homo

by grabathigh March 15, 2019

Diluc’s thighs

The thickest thing in monstradt. Seriously i want my head to be crushed by them :

Person 1: Opinion on Diluc?
Person 2: Diluc’s Thighs are really thicc.

by Onurx November 23, 2021

Thicc Thighs Save Lives

Thighs so thicc that they actually save lives... in some way.

Damn Abdulla! You’re saving so many lives right now! Thicc thighs save lives forever!

by a.alm September 29, 2019

thigh deep

To be in drowning depths

Shawn was thigh deep in his IS assignment.

by Joycolesizzle June 17, 2016

Hamburglar Thighs

It's that thing you know when a woman shoves a ham between her thighs and tries to waddle out of walmart with it under her skirt.

Tanisha should bring the easter ham this year - she gained so much weight that she now has the best hamburglar thighs out of all of us!

by yeaummwhat December 24, 2010