A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!
Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."
by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 16, 2018
Get the Tide Podsmug. A tide-lee is an odd person who can’t control how silly and/or stupid he or she can be.
A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.
A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.
by Spacefucker November 23, 2021
Get the tide-leemug. 
You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.
I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.
by Stripper Salt September 6, 2022
Get the Campus Tide Podmug. by Neon General December 8, 2021
Get the Tidemug. When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also "bit torrent"
See also "bit torrent"
"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"
"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
Get the Brown tidemug. something you should do daily
if people judge, who cares
if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple
most importantly, always know de wae
if people judge, who cares
if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple
most importantly, always know de wae
by unculturedkae January 12, 2018
Get the eat your tide podsmug.