bite your thread

Compose a well thought out response and not post it because it is socially or otherwise better not to.

"They're very stubborn. Don't waste your time on them, bite your thread."

by bullymassive June 13, 2012

Coup de thread

When a thread on a forum or site suddenly disappears and is taken over by another thread of larger size. This happens frequently when there is breaking news and news sites like reddit have to decide which thread is going to be the main discussion point.

Person 1:Hey dude, what happened to that one thread you posted after the egyptian army removed Morsi from power? I cant find it anywhere!
Person 2: A coup de thread took place, I was first but the other one took off and has all the comments now
Person 1: Dang dude, all that sweet karma you could have earned.

by Martialis1 July 31, 2013

Threadmill

Being ground down because you are involved in too many things

He is exhausted from running on the threadmill of life.

by bellagio99 February 18, 2011

Tag Team Thread

A Tag Team Thread or Triple T is when a person on Yelp with no review starts a thread requesting a service or restaurant and another Yelper with no reviews posts the answer with the sole purpose of backhanded advertising on the threads.

This term was derived by Carla L of the Miami Yelp Flelpers

Yelper #1 "Hi everyone! Does anyone know where I can find the best prices for the BEST wedding photographer in the metropolitan area who really cares about their customers?"

Yelper #2 "WELL, I just happened to get married last week and used XYZ and my oh, my their prices were stellar, their service on time and perfect and they even threw in a free mani and pedi for my pooch Jacomo! Just call X at 786 555 1212, or go to their website www.(blank).com and tell them I sent you and get a $50 discount!"

Yelper #3 "Hey guys did anyone notice this is a Tag Team Thread or TripleT?"

by Ms. Deo January 17, 2010

/thread

A forum term used when nobody posts in a thread for a certain amount of time, or when a person makes a smart-ass remark therefore rendering the thread useless. Known to most people as "the end of the thread." Can also be used for the end of a post or any other event not regarding the thread.

Poster #1: Which person would you like to ban from this forum?

Poster #2: You.

/thread

by Zettish October 25, 2009

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

The Thread

Used to describe emails back and forth between friends/coworkers while at work.

While I was at lunch the guys sent 30 messages to The Thread, now its going to take me 20 minutes to catch up on my emails....

by Swollen March 11, 2007