ten ply

Stupid, as in "thick as a board", but especially so. Plywood made of five layers ("five ply") is a normal thickness of board. So "ten ply" would mean *exceptionally* stupid, as in: as thick as a *ridiculously* thick board.

For lunch you had nachos, pancakes, and some edibles, and you wonder why you feel weird now? You're fucking ten ply!

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

ten pissent

The amount Acey said you owed me.

I'll give you ten, all right --- not ten pissent, but to the **count of ten** to get your ugly, yelluh, no-good keister off my property!

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

top ten

A clickbait-y listicle containing the ten best things about any topic. It could be fully text based, images/video, or both.

Top ten best anime shows to watch in 2023!
Top ten recipes to try in 5 ingredients or less!
Top ten reasons why you’re still single!

by nervous_wreak3 August 11, 2023

Ten tabber

One who is prone to having ten tabs open on porn hub... you dirty bird you...

Ted is a ten tabber...

by LexMad October 27, 2018

Nichols Ten

A large women over 200lbs usually blonde wearing yoga pants that would otherwise be considered a 4 at best anywhere but in Nichols

Dude me and Bob went out to the whistle last night he took home a Nichols ten that lucky fucker

by Nichols drill press December 9, 2022

ten sac

1 gram of marijuana

Let's go pick up a ten sac from the dealer

by Ten sac December 23, 2015

Kentucky Ten

On a scale of 1 to 10 she is a 5.

I left the party. Wasn't anything but Kentucky Ten's.

by MizterPink November 17, 2017