Stupid, as in "thick as a board", but especially so. Plywood made of five layers ("five ply") is a normal thickness of board. So "ten ply" would mean *exceptionally* stupid, as in: as thick as a *ridiculously* thick board.
For lunch you had nachos, pancakes, and some edibles, and you wonder why you feel weird now? You're fucking ten ply!
by Klendathu_Jones April 09, 2016
by Ten sac October 27, 2015
A clickbait-y listicle containing the ten best things about any topic. It could be fully text based, images/video, or both.
Top ten best anime shows to watch in 2023!
Top ten recipes to try in 5 ingredients or less!
Top ten reasons why you’re still single!
Top ten recipes to try in 5 ingredients or less!
Top ten reasons why you’re still single!
by nervous_wreak3 August 11, 2023
When playing black jack or 21, the person before you hitting on a hard 12 to 19 and drawing a face card or ten to bust, while you are splitting aces or doubeling down on a ten or eleven total. You draw a low card or two when splitting, to lose to the dealer.
"How's it going Jack?"
"It was going good until this cocksucker next to me ten-jacked my queen and I drew a six to lose to the dealer."
"It was going good until this cocksucker next to me ten-jacked my queen and I drew a six to lose to the dealer."
by Vanhoven June 02, 2009
A large women over 200lbs usually blonde wearing yoga pants that would otherwise be considered a 4 at best anywhere but in Nichols
by Nichols drill press December 09, 2022
by Effects.Com July 03, 2023
-that guy looks a bit like a 70's pornstar, but he had the hard ten!
-I would like to have a moustache ride with the hard ten on that boy!
-I would like to have a moustache ride with the hard ten on that boy!
by Thehardten July 18, 2015