Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.

When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.

by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009

Spurd Taping

Using a wooden spoon to insert a turd in to a "dirty whores" mouth and then quickly securing the mouth with duct tape. Often used by "dirty bitches" during intercourse to heighten the pleasure of anal penetration. Long time advocate and active receiver of spurd taping is Tracy S. who is quoted as saying "Spurd taping is for when ass to mouth just isn't good enough."

Tracy loves it when there is spurd taping at a party because there's nothing like leaving the taste of shit in your mouth.

by raven 52386 February 12, 2015

Measuring tape

A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.

“That person never gives up! He must be a measuring tape”

by Handlerock September 22, 2019

dick tape

Tape in which is used on the dick.

My dick kept bouncing around so I used some dick tape and taped it to my leg.

by Rbomb04 November 13, 2014

tape lion

bigger than a tape worm. lives in the stomach of very skinny people. mostly those who eat alot. causes effects like no no sexualism, just look up the term Levi in this dictionary.

the tape lion ate all of levi's food and therefore made him weigh 2.5 pounds less than a starving ethiopian child.

by tape lion scientist June 1, 2007

Ankle Tape

Used to tape your ankle to your skate in an attempt to achieve better balance while playing hockey. Usually people who are new or bad at the sport.

Guy 1 - "I cant balance on my skates" Guy 2 - "try using ankle tape"

by SavingTheFranchise August 30, 2011

Duct Taped

being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.

Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool

J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.

several minutes later...

wack boy : what!! oh no

anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped

by the dealer of new age lingo October 22, 2009