Swoop-and-Go

Properly folding one's clothes when staying at someone's house, usually in the event of a one night stand. Neatly folding the clothes and leaving them near an exit allows the person to swoop-and-go their clothes in the event of a rushed or forced exit.

I went home with a guy I met at the bar. When we got to his place, I folded my clothes as I took them off and left them near the door. When I woke up to discover he was really gross, I was able to swoop-and-go my clothes for a hurried exit with out having to say good bye.

by TinkerBell12 June 11, 2012

Dick Swoop

Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.

P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.

by photobygettyimages November 08, 2017

No Swoop

To confide in or to define as being with or with being without swoopness.

I have not consider that...No Swoop

by MkSwoop April 26, 2018

Gettin Swooped

When someone enters your group and basically performs theft on a mutually achieved task.

Joseph was Gettin swooped from my mates nightfall and by god he stole all the loot.
Joseph Swoopington

by dooos1er February 10, 2015

Sammy Swooped

When someone has romantic and/or sexual relations with someone from a different location where they will have little possibility of seeing each other after their brief period together.

Sammy Swooped that guy (typically named Jack)

by YeahBoi319100 November 26, 2016

Swoop and poop

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.

At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.

by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019

swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps

Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night

by GoonBoi May 09, 2020