When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019
When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
by GoonBoi May 09, 2020
by doombot240 December 12, 2016
Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.
by photobygettyimages November 08, 2017
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by dooos1er February 10, 2015
When someone has romantic and/or sexual relations with someone from a different location where they will have little possibility of seeing each other after their brief period together.
by YeahBoi319100 November 26, 2016