Finger Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real finger swiper.

by JWH88 December 31, 2011

social switzerland

A person who is on neither side

"No social switzerlands allowed- pick a side"

by Scarlet H July 16, 2015

eye swiper

Person usually white who runs their eyes or swipes their eyes in the presence of Asian people. This is probably the most arrogant racist gesture typically displayed but nonetheless it exists

Driving down the highway I encounter a band of eye swipers

by Pdpmagi December 31, 2015

Ass Swiper

When you go 5 fingers deep between ur ass cheeks

Eddies an Ass Swiper

by ASS SWIPER January 19, 2021

The Swiper

The process of taking someone's virginity via inserting your massive cock (has to be massive) into their hole ._. and saying "aww mannn,,," afterwards

Person A: I just used The Swiper on my gf and she was so grateful

Person B: Damn bro, I should try that too, let's try it together rn... fuck me!

by aremu February 14, 2021

Will sizer

Worlds biggest Jew specialises in Tommy duncombe impressions and has had sex with a lightsaber

Have you seen that will sizer apparently he is a circumcised Jew

by Harry.g May 8, 2021

Teddy Swigert

A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz

Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real”

by Eggcumsock June 24, 2021