sweater bitch

A person who can hold their own on a skateboard, yet continuously decides to wear a sweatshirt to school on occasion.

"Gosh, my friend Alex is a gnarly shredder...too bad he's a sweater bitch."

by Jake Dubs July 6, 2008

Meat Sweater

Noun: 1. The large swellings of human flesh that hang off a woman's body. 2. Tits 3. Milk bags

Dude, your mom has the best looking meat sweater I've seen lo these many years.

I wish my girlfriend had more of a meat sweater instead of a meat t-shirt.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

sweater-filling

(adj.) Description of an ample amount of
mammarian flesh, also known as breasts,
knockers, knobs, tits, titties, jugs,
juggs, bazooms, etc. which stretches
any sweater (or top for that matter!) to
attractive, distractive, and/or delicious
proportions.

The way the girl's sweater-filling looked,
bouncing softly as she walked past, jiggling
at every step she made, Mother Nature was
VERY KIND to her. I did a one-gun salute
after she passed by. Man, was she a hottie!

by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006

Fuzzy Sweaters

A fuzzy sweater is when your teeth feel fuzzy after not brushing for a few days.

Your breath is stank, you better brush those fuzzy sweaters before you get a cavity.

by Gary Bowling April 8, 2008

Sweater Vest

a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

sheldon loves sweater vests and dick

by sweatervestsarprepy March 12, 2011

Sweater

A person that claims they are HARDCORE because they listen to PARKWAY~DRIVE and have all their shirts and have only been to a handful of shows.

Sweater: Hey man, did you see parkway drive at sweatfest last week.
Hardcore Guy: Fuck up sweater! *Walks off*

by Lickalotta Pus April 8, 2009

sweater kittens

incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal

for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.

by Jim Cotter December 11, 2003