After frolicking with a flaccid on the nude beach in the sun I was surprised to find my erect penis had tiger stripes.
by fidness 1957 November 26, 2024
Get the Tiger Stripesmug. 1)An irreverent name for any airline captain bc of the total number of stripes worn on his/her shirt. Usually also wears scrambled eggs on the skipper hat as well.
2) Not to be confused with three stripes, who is the first officer and has no scrambled eggs on his/her hat.
2) Not to be confused with three stripes, who is the first officer and has no scrambled eggs on his/her hat.
Flight attendants talking after take off: "Did you hear that? Did you feel that? Trust me, that was no cargo shift like four stripes in the cockpit said.....and we are three hours over the pond and he is just now sending back three stripes to check out the vibrations in the back galley? And now we find out from the tower in Amsterdam that the engine cover blew on take off and landed on the beach of the North Sea?" "Way to go FOUR STRIPES!!!"
by FlyGirl December 29, 2013
Get the four stripesmug. by Thenoshitsherlockholmes March 9, 2023
Get the 6 stripe bluemug. Tiger striping has to do with unsightly streaks on your gutters, not wild animals. Tiger Striping is caused by dirt, pollen and pollution build-up on the top lip of your guttering. When moisture is present, it combines with the dirt mixture and streams down the face of the gutter. It follows the same path every time, leaving a trail of grime that has the look of tiger stripes. This is not a failure of the paint or your gutter system. It is a natural process that can happen to a variety of surfaces such as cars, metal roofs, and even the siding of your home.
by Gutter Tex April 27, 2021
Get the Tiger Stripingmug. The act of shitting in ones hands with the intent to smear feces over another persons body in a downward stroke creating "tiger stripes" on another.
Chad: I fucking hate that dude so much... watch me give him some "Tiger Stripe(s)".
*proceeds to shit in hand, walks over to "Bernarnd" and wipes his hand down Bernard's chest*
Bernard: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!
Chad: I just gave you Tiger Stripes bud, be happy!
Bernard: Ok, cool...thanks Chad!
Chad: You are welcome bud, anytime!
*proceeds to shit in hand, walks over to "Bernarnd" and wipes his hand down Bernard's chest*
Bernard: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!
Chad: I just gave you Tiger Stripes bud, be happy!
Bernard: Ok, cool...thanks Chad!
Chad: You are welcome bud, anytime!
by NoMoreSafeSpaces August 23, 2019
Get the Tiger Stripe(s)mug. The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can
Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist
by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021
Get the peanut stripesmug. 100% off
by randomuser1099234 May 17, 2019
Get the nice stripe discountmug.