fucking straw

The insertion of a straw into a glass, whilst taking a sip whEN YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR GIRL HARDCORE IN THE ASS.

Him: Hold on, bitch. I need a drink with this fucking straw.

Her: I'm thirsty as well
Him: obviously. You're with me, and those two in the living room.

by Anony moushe tache December 20, 2013

does a straw have one or two holes

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

by The smart dude December 10, 2017

Wisconsin Bendy Straw

Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.

Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.

by Jim Bob McCoy December 7, 2011

Mr Straw

A very very very silly person. Sometimes wears scarves in ritzy. Likes cats. Cant spell porridge.

mr straw, you are so silly

by hollie is not silly December 10, 2010

Pitcher straw

A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.

Pitcher Straw its Goosday

Brain freeze!!!

by mbaros5 July 2, 2011

leaky straw

A prostitute who doesn't swallow cum completely.

I paid this girl $20 to blow me and swallow, but she ended up being a leaky straw.

by BrockTheRock69 January 24, 2016

three straw drain

When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.

Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.

by HHM3 July 23, 2016