suck my wang through a straw 

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

suck my wang through a straw by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

fucking straw 

The insertion of a straw into a glass, whilst taking a sip whEN YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR GIRL HARDCORE IN THE ASS.

Him: Hold on, bitch. I need a drink with this fucking straw.

Her: I'm thirsty as well
Him: obviously. You're with me, and those two in the living room.

fucking straw by Anony moushe tache December 20, 2013

does a straw have one or two holes 

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

does a straw have one or two holes by The smart dude December 10, 2017

Wisconsin Bendy Straw 

Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.

Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.

Wisconsin Bendy Straw by Jim Bob McCoy December 7, 2011

Mr Straw 

A very very very silly person. Sometimes wears scarves in ritzy. Likes cats. Cant spell porridge.

mr straw, you are so silly

Mr Straw by hollie is not silly December 10, 2010

Pitcher straw 

A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.

Pitcher Straw its Goosday

Brain freeze!!!

Pitcher straw by mbaros5 July 2, 2011

leaky straw 

A prostitute who doesn't swallow cum completely.

I paid this girl $20 to blow me and swallow, but she ended up being a leaky straw.

leaky straw by BrockTheRock69 January 24, 2016