Strap on

An object with a dildo attached to it and used for lesbian sex.

Rosemary has Funtime with a Strap on with a partner, while Erik Kaspar watched.

by Mr. Remkis April 25, 2014

Strapped

Used when you have little to no money

Note: Potentially could be an Aussie slang word

guy1: Mate can i borrow $10
guy2: Nah i'm strapped

by thepumpkinking July 10, 2010

Starphoenix

Apparently some sort of evil robot whom. when not plotting Microsoft glory, decides to write fanfics.

That Starphoenix is looking right evil today.

by Sven April 11, 2003

Strap talk

When someone talks about having a gun, using a gun, planning to use a gun, or pretty much anything related to guns in a gangster way.

Me and my homies just love to stand around and talk strap all day.

"Don't worry about it. It's just general strap talk"
"Don't you talk strap to me."

by ElJameso February 11, 2013

strap-on dementia

A severe mental disease which causes lesbians who can't come out of the closet to go nuts.

Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.

Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.

by wmawnmo April 6, 2013

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

strap-off

A piece of tape or captive material placed over the scrotum, best used when flaccid, to hide the penis.

Her "Honey, go get your strap-off."
Him"But I want to be the boy this time!"

by drjimbo June 29, 2016