Stache Snatch

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.

by justWink June 10, 2011

Stacheberry

a noun that describes a phenomenon where in a person will go ass to mouth and get a piece of feces stuck/rolled up in their moustache

Dude, you went ass to mouth on that chick and got a stacheberry.

by Rob Meyer December 12, 2008

Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.

"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"

by williejaysteve June 16, 2009

pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

clit stache

A small stache below the clit. see mustache

While I was going down on Chad's mom I noticed a small clit stache and it made me super horny.

by 12 inch man hammer 4 May 6, 2008

poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006

stachube

When your drunk frind is sleepin you shave off his pubes and put them on his face to make a moustache, hence a stachube.

dude lets go stachube billy cause hes dead drunk and asleep!

by MasterQueef117 May 17, 2008