squirrel curl 

When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.

During this mornings dump I was tattooed by the dreaded brown squirrel curl.

squirrel curl by d bergstrom February 24, 2008

Squirrel Hat 

n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.

I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.

Squirrel Hat by Alanicor March 9, 2010

squirrel on a trampoline 

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.

"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!

squirrel on a trampoline by Tea Baggs August 5, 2006

Squirrel Server 

Humours mis-pronunciation of SQL Server, used either ironically or for speed between tecchies.

"Why's the server running Slow?"
"Squirrel Server's taken up all the resources"

"omg, you run your mission critical on Microsoft Squirrel? Are you insane"

Squirrel Server by J-Cutter December 24, 2009

squirrel's got a nose bleed 

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

squirrel's got a nose bleed by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

SQUIRREL CHECK 

THE USE OF A SPECULUM TO CHECK THE INSIDE OF ONES LADY PARTS

MAN, I JUST GOT A SQUIRREL CHECK IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

SQUIRREL CHECK by Kelsea Barts September 4, 2018

squirrel :3 

there are many types of :3 squirrels. Flying squirrel, chubby squirrel, baby squirrels, and even floofy squirrels! :O

look a squirrel :3

squirrel :3 by obsessedwithsquirrels September 13, 2020