squeelt

the fastest speed of all. thats right, faster than chuck norris. i know it may sound ridiculous, but its true.

" i was running squeelt yesterday at basketball "

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

Squeebee

Adjective: A word describing a person, place or thing as being too "goody two shoes" or whipped by his woman.

That guy is so squeebee, he was washing the principal's car when a bunch of bloods jumped his ass.

You ain't going out again? How can you be so squeebee, son?

by TheADEN May 19, 2009

Squeebonics

Squeebonics is a derogatory term used to describe words derived from internet culture that don't mean anything, are cliché, or are otherwise annoying in the context used. The term is a portmanteau of ebonics and squee.

Please don't say squeebonics like instant fail or epic drop around me again.

by paZoel January 16, 2011

Squeeful

Something that causes one to explode at its mind bending cuteness.

Kittens, baby bunnies, and every other tiny thing with cute beady eyes is squeeful.

by CV337 August 21, 2011

Squeebles

An exclamation of pure energy

We’re going on a trip! Squeebles!

by Sooper Dude March 19, 2019

Squeeble

When you grab a man's thigh and shake, but accidentally grab shaft as well, likely because they are so hung that it extends into their pant leg.

It was awkward when I squeebled Sunny, but then we made eye contact, and we knew it was meant to be.

by wizulus November 3, 2020

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009