Smurd

when turd slides down your pants.

"Hey, I got a bad case of a smurd right now."

by the man of letters and words September 5, 2022

sgurd

drugs backwards. code word for drugs.

hey man, you got any sgurd?

by Lil piece 😜 May 21, 2023

King Spud

Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.

I just gave that nerd a king spud.

by Natokartboy November 9, 2003

Idaho Spud

A sexual act wherein a man inserts his testicle/testicles into a participants anus, thus mimicking a potato in the ground.

“Richie gave me an Idaho Spud the other night”

by Zehn39 February 20, 2020

San Francisco Sourdough

Where one man curls up like a ball of dough while another man tries to put a bun in the oven.

"Bob the baker regularly gave special customers his own San Francisco Sourdough."

by StrokeTheDolphin July 24, 2021

Spuddle

To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.

Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"

Russ: "Really?!"

In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.

by theanimalmother April 6, 2009

spud nuts

when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos

Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003