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Smudge

A derogatory slur referring to left-handed people that references their tendency to smudge their writing as well as their impact on society.
"Susan's smudge elbow keeps on knocking into mine while we eat!"
"Jimmy's getting a third stack of french toast? He's such a smudge."
"Quit being a smudge and learn how to use some normal scissors!"
by swingfox September 1, 2013
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sludge

A low-life toxic personality who spreads their poison and contaminates the innocent. Sludge is human primordial ooze. Teenage girls often gravitate towards sludge. The sludge soon slimes all over them and the next thing they know the girl's hooked on crack. The trick out stage is next, where Mr. Sludge puts her on the street. She becomes a crack ho and he profits from the dual trade. Advice for dealing with sludge: run in the opposite direction or shoot on sight.
Antwan was a perfect example of sludge when he tricked Sally out.
by MsLi April 21, 2006
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spludge

a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug's movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientific community, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting
Michael - "Wow! Look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash."
Randy - "He's not walking along! It's a spludge! Not a goddamn walk! He's spludging along.... bastard."
by imverygay August 22, 2014
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ass sludge

what comes out of your ass after taking colon blown.
Thought I'd have to call a plummer cause the toilet was packed full of ass sludge.
by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004
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Spadge

To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner
"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"
by flying-in-face-of-pancake November 2, 2011
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Smudger

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.
"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".
by Top Logger July 23, 2009
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Spude

A person with no redeaming qualities; a complete and utter waste.
by LargeD April 3, 2003
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