cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the word “cole sprouse”. he is father.

“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”

by spilling the tea April 16, 2019

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

cole sprouse

the most sexist man on earth.

my dumbass friend : who tf is cole sprouse

(because i kept talking abouut him alot)

me : bishh...thats ny husband !!!

by colexsprouse October 15, 2019

stevie sprouse

Stevie sprouse is the funniest person in the world around the right people she will always bring tons of happy energy she is usually tall with brown and brown eyes Stevie’s best friend will be a monkey

Jeez I wish I could be Stevie sprouse

by Steve the monkey October 14, 2020

Cole Sprouse

The celebrity crush of all 6th grade girls in Wilton ,Connecticut in Middlebrook school especially my BFF and I.

“Oh my god I had a dream last night that COLE SPROUSE was living with me!”
“Omg you have the best Dreams EVER. I dreamed that the gargoyle king got me!!

by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 20, 2020

Cole Sprouse

Cole Sprouse is an intelligent and hot man who uses big words to attract women. If you need someone to give you high school advice ask cool because he has been 17 for most of his life!!!Cole is also a hopeless romantic. He and his husband Kj Apa have been spotted holding hands several times while walking around Vancouver Canada.

Did you see that girl drooling she was probably listening to Cole sprouse!

by Kira Banks February 15, 2021

the sprout

Cute nickname for a penis rising up when seeing something of sexual interest, something naughty or inappropriate.

When he ran into me while showering, I saw the sprout in full bloom.
She's gonna see the sprout this evening.

by Uglybutrare March 6, 2021