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Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.
Damn that guy is shorting.
by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021
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Sporking

Cuddling after sex, much like spooning, without detaching (pulling out).
Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.
by Krystle_DA_Belle February 14, 2021
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Sporking

When you are spooning, the you know what slips in the you know what
The spooning turned into the sporking as the fun began
by TheDingDong March 11, 2021
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snortingcoochie

snortingcoochie is just mwah

perfect
adorable woeoeoe
„snortingcoochie is my favorite sport!“
„snortingcoochie sounds like such a fun activity!“
by kokainhandel March 30, 2021
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Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.
Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.
by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022
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shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.
"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator
by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023
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sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023
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