splooge

1.) a premature ejaculation

2.) the frothy semen emitted during any sexual activity

carol: i was giving him a hand job & he totally splooged all over my hand!
louise: goo! he did that to me all the time!

by pamambily January 18, 2005

Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole January 11, 2009

splooge

The gelatinous goop found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink

The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...

by Daniel the Wise July 28, 2008

Bunyon Splooge

When a man ejaculates a huge amount of semen all over the place. Paul Bunyon is a huge man hence the Bunyon Splooge.

"I layed a bunyon splooge on my lady last night, her face was COVERED!"

by Nafty April 5, 2006

Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.

The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.

by The most awesome July 6, 2011

splooge

when a girl squirts but at the time she is having her period

shawn stepped in her splooge after mike had sex underneath shawn's bunk

by bitch nuggets May 30, 2007

Splooge Master

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.

Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon

by Ragol October 16, 2008