Subway Splash

A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.

If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.

by TheSein September 13, 2011

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Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.

Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

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Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.

Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

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Splash Wednesday

leaving a facial cumshot on the face of your lover similar to ashes on Ash Wednesday

Bro I nutted on my chicks face and she left it there all day

Call it a splash Wednesday

by ahhhh321321 June 2, 2018

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Frog Splash

The action of repeatedly jumping in the air during penetration with a hefty woman around your waist and smashing her back down.

A 10/10, golden 5-star maneuver in the bedroom that will have the ladies coming back for more!

Guaranteed to steal your girl!

“Girl, you will not believe what happened to me last night! The guy I was with ‘frog splashed’ me with his perfect dick!”

“Honey, can we spice things up and try ‘frog splashing’?”

“You better hide your girl bro, I might ‘frog splash’ her and she’ll be hooked.”

by rottingradiantly May 11, 2022

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