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Used to broadly define adult movies or magazines in which a person uses the items to "beat" or "spank" the meat to eradicate themselves of their sememiferous fluid. AKA pornography.
Person 1: Man my fuckin' big floppy donkey dick hurts.
Person 2: Shii..Probably from all them spanks you have poundin' it to.
by Flo$$y B June 5, 2005
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spinkler

a term somebody uses after being high or getting blood drawn. usually from laughing about a sprinkler for 20 minutes and then mis-pronouncing it.
by squisheegurl September 4, 2004
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spunkshwey

That thing women do in pornographic films when the men finish on their faces and they play with it all weird and obsessively and eventually end up swallowing it.
I watched a sweet porn vid last night, there was an extra long spunkshwey scene at the end, it was almost too much, borderline gross.
by Rangton June 1, 2016
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Spinkspadoodle

The swirly lights you see when you are really high; Your brain cells dying
Dude I was so baked and saw some spinkspadoodles
by Jessica cj shopping cart girl December 9, 2007
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spinkster

someone who likes to play practicle jokes, that are usually naughty
Joey is such a spinkster.
by *red*neck* May 14, 2008
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stinksmith

a bad smelling individual, who probably never washes
you are a real stinksmith
by Willy Green November 6, 2007
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SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.
Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.
by lancasterlool February 5, 2020
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