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Captain Sober

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.
Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

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Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011
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Oregon Sober

Derived from the term California Sober or “Cali Sober,” which is when an individual in sobriety continues to use marijuana - Oregon Sober means the individual is abstinent from all drugs illegal in the state of Oregon. Which as of November 10, 2020 when (Measure 110 was passed) is no drugs. So it means an individual currently uses drugs.
Jimmy went to rehab, got 30 days sober, then decided to be Cali Sober, now he’s Oregon Sober… smh
by Magic Mike & The Big D June 7, 2021
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Sobee

The wearing of and/or being in extremely tight pants, to the point where one questions the ability of the person to have male genitalia and whether the person is straight

Also see Maaz, Homosexual, and spandex
Yo those pants are mad Sobee
by Cha chang June 11, 2009
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sober Irishman

A northern Free Presbytarian. but then they argue they were british rather than irish!
by beef hallion June 11, 2003
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Slober

The extraneous enjoyment of a sensuous activity.
George, I'm telling you. Whenever I see a folk of that one kind, I just start slober killing him or her, and I love it so much.

Well Muffender, you should concentrate that slobering on something else. Like playing the meatflute on that juicy specimen.

Yeah man! Shit!
by crackheadjackhead December 12, 2009
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sober

stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!
Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...
by Noodle8 November 24, 2011
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sobe waterfall

Man, I only had 3 sobe waterfalls last night, but I was so fucked up.
by McJesus#1 June 15, 2008
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