sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

by Bryan R January 5, 2009

California Sober

When you don’t drink alcohol but you do take drugs.

She doesn’t drink, but she will have a line. She’s California Sober.

by Mahalien January 26, 2022

Kester S Sobers

EVIL & or TWO

Do not attempt to discredit Kester S Sobers.

by KSS2 March 2, 2022

Washington State Sober

Only smokes weed when under the influence of caffeine.

Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.

by Schoei July 10, 2023

New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

by CBWilson November 6, 2014

ur mom not sober

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted

mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*

by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018