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Snowflake

Oh no the snowflake is offended! Offended and retarded!
Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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Snowflake

A term someone will call someone that they are insanely jealous of. The person calling the other person that is usually very delusional and in need of therapy
You're a snowflake
by John49635 January 20, 2024
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Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.
"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."
by Ender56 December 6, 2023
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snowflake

snowflake heaven
by altonbay June 15, 2025
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Snowflake

When one gets a skin peel and sheds for 3-4 days. Friends may call one a “snowflake” as you shed “snow” (in this case skin) whilst standing in place.

People with pale skin are more high risk for snowflake characteristics.
Oh hey, how was your chemical peel? You are shedding like a snowflake!
by Nieze2020 June 18, 2020
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Snowflake

What is is: A person who easily and irrationally gets upset at what other people say or do.

What it isn't: A left wing person, or a person calling out bigotry. There are plenty of conservative snowflakes, political views doesn't come into it.
The owner of the syrup brand decided to remove racist imagery from their packaging. This prompted many snowflakes to throw a tantrum and whinge about "cancel culture".

The 31 year old snowflake was upset because the world wouldn't cater to his every whim.

The snowflake was incredibly upset because the movie had a male character who is in love with another male character, and called for a boycott of the production company.
by 3BSG3 June 13, 2023
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Snowflake

snou-flæ-k

Most commonly used by right wing individuals to describe people who take offense to things that they say that have been normalized to be considered offensive. Due to the current climate aimed at respecting all people, words that were once overseen as insults are most commonly seen in situation where the “snowflake” would call out the right wing person such as ‘retard’.
“Are you fucking retarded?!”
Hey man! That’s a slur bro you can’t say that”

“Stop being such a snowflake, people are so sensitive nowadays”
by Connor’sButthole October 2, 2020
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