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Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy

A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.
by bugmom May 9, 2013
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The Rules of Smoking Weed

The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)
*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!
by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009
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Smoking It to the Nub

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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Snaking

When you are dealing with a client and have clearly grafted your arse off, then someone comes in and steals it and gets the sale.
You snaking people's deals again?!
by Ninja Meanings July 14, 2015
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Smoking

Person: What were you guys doing last night?

Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.

Person: Cool.
by Aceywantsyoursoul July 22, 2012
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smoking california style

When you and your friends hang out together and everyone is using their own smoking piece, as opposed to sharing a bong, a pipe or a joint!
"Hey Ken, wanna hit this bong?"

"Naw man, I'm smoking california style."
by rachie-bake November 10, 2008
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smoking the white owl

Performing oral sex on a male, giving head, felatio
"You see them fags out in Frisco smoking the white owl?"
by Conan of Edinboro November 19, 2007
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