Shit Soak

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

poseur asshandle moron plebe wannabe newb
charlie

Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.

by maestro41 April 16, 2010

Shit Ramp

The part of the butt crack that tapers into one's back. An area of the body that is frequently missed when washing often leading to an enormous build-up of crack cheese and crack gas. Particulate matter from shit ramp buildup is often expressed from the body by powerful farts.

Dude! Go scrub your shit ramp!

by lkdzzbls July 31, 2010

shitability

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018

Schitts creek

all of the best sitcoms but make it a canadian and gay

why would i watch the office when schitts creek exists

by ewdavid January 2, 2021

shit his whole ass

Severe diarrhea, often related to food one has consumed.

Damar shit his whole ass after consuming root beer and chili dogs.

by SYWA October 2, 2022

shitty shit shitter

A garble of words to say when you are trying too hard to insult someone.

You're just a---friken shitty shit shitter, goddammit.

by Nubscrubadubdub May 24, 2016

smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018