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book smart

A term used by D-students to rationalize their academic failings.
I might be a sociology major with a 1.5 GPA, but that just means I'm not BOOK smart!
by CrunchyCookie November 25, 2010
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Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.
NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.
by cracker mijo August 21, 2011
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cool jock smart kid

One of the world's rarest things-- A kid between the ages of 4-13 who has an IQ of over 130 and wins spelling and math bees like cake walks, has 20 friends, and can play football, basketball, baseball, soccer, lacrosse, track, etc. Usually named Paul or Rick or something like that
Hey that cool jock smart kid is really smart/cool/sporty!! He kicked my ass in a bee/decathlon/Myspace contest and let it show!
by stop it loser August 6, 2006
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[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.
Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted
by Super_Arj October 15, 2007
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smarbentineanmarlflar

The act of Tee-Bagging a Mermaid.
Dude..Frank, you are one smarbentineanmarlflaring son-of-a-bitch!
by Betzilla August 6, 2008
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Smart!

To describe something that is happening or has alread happened that is good or worth while doing.
"Subway and medium drink for £3.99"
SMART!

"I got a new pair of webs today"
SMART tha lad!
by Jay_EFC December 17, 2008
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smart one, dumb one

sarcastically making fun of an idiots mistake. designed to make them feel like shit and make you feel like a bigger, better person
craig: damn it, i just drove my car into a tree!
josh: smart one, dumb one..
by wharfytime April 29, 2010
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