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Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.
Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!
by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023
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Hot Slurp Balloon

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023
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sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).
"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"
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Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.
Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job
by Zander 632 August 5, 2023
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Sneaky slurp

When you suck someone’s ass in their sleep with a straw
An intruder performed a sneaky slurp on my sister last night.
by Thereal Ohgee November 13, 2017
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Slurp

The act of sucking on something
Or
A homosexual discord furry
Wow he can really slurp!
Slurp is in love with raven team leader from fortnite
by Simon van der Linde December 18, 2023
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slurp dat noodle

Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.
"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"
by Ole Bobby April 9, 2019
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