Skinny Sleeping

When one decides to embrace the act of sleeping naked.

Roey: I know you didn't sleep with belle!
Hillel: Nah dawg, I even tried skinny sleeping with her and she rejected that too!

by SkinnySleeper545 June 28, 2009

Sleeping cop

A speed bump.
(Sleeping cop was first coined in Japan)

Man, the bottom of my bumper got messed up from that sleeping cop.

by coonsterbobins December 11, 2010

Screeching Eagle

When a woman kneels before 3 guys, gives on head and pulls the other two, looking like a screeching eagle

Dude, your mum looks like a screeching eagle!

Thanks Dad

by bowlen000 June 17, 2012

Mexican Sleeping Bag

When a male masturbates with a burrito.

I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.

by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011

Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.

My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.

by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009

Leeching

A girl/guy that sucks on their partners genitals similar to a Leech.

"Did you hear Lily was leeching on Corey AND Jordan?"
"I bet her mouth hurts."

by SuperSpicyBitch December 6, 2011

Sleeping beauty

When you take a picture of someone that normally looks beautiful while they are sleeping then post it on social media and it makes them look ugly or bad because they drool or for other reasons.

Did you see that sleeping beauty that Johnny posted

by The Killer Burger July 14, 2017